The Midnight Conversation...!!

She: It's 1 a.m. and just in case you forgot....you have office tomorrow..
He: (irritated) To hell with the office.
She: Oh really! then what are you going to do?
He: Talk to you...What else ?!?
She: We have been talking since two hours...How much more???
He: A little more, (thinking) 10 min..
She: You have been saying that for the past 1 hour now!
He: But this time its final..
She: (smiling) Final, Pakka...Sure???
He: (confused) Ok 15 min..
She: See why can't men stick to one thing??
He: Because women make us so confused..!!!
She: Ya right! pass on the buck...
He: Thats right... My Son papadi!
She: (smiling) Sure!
He: My Kaju ki Barfi !
She: (giggles) What, are you mad..!?!
He: My hot Imaarthi...
She: (sign) Ok, Enough...!
He: My Spicy Raj Kachori !!!
She: (laughing) Ok stop, I am feeling hungry..!
He: I Love You...
She: Good...
He: What good???
She: Kabhi kabhi yeh bhi kar lena chahiye!
He: You are such a bitch..!
She: I thought you loved bitches..!
He: I like wild bitches, not dull ones like you..!
She: You are an asshole..!
He: Atleast I am a clean one!
She: (shrugs) I am not talking to you...
He: Good, so we should sleep then...
She: Your wish..!
He: What my wish...You said you don't want to talk..!
She: You know what..
He: What??
She: Nothing..
He: Say it na..!
She: I love you..
He: Good...
She: What good.??
He: (laughs) Kabhi kabhi yeh bhi kar lena chahiye..!
She: (irritated) Fine, Good night..
He: Good Night...
She: (sighs) Ok!
He: Hmmmm...
She: Hmmmm...
He: (sound of a kiss) Good Night, Sleep tight..
She: You too, Dream about me...
He: (talking to himself) I have better things to do..!
She: What??
He: No, nothing....Good Night..
She: You meet this weekend.....I will kill you..!
He:  Fuck you would be better...
She: See your face in the mirror and go to sleep..!
He: Good night, Love you...
She: Love you too, Bye...